I'll blog.
Fine.
Let me just say here, as a matter of principle: I've always hated blogs. Do I really want to read about your cat's most recent machievalian exploits? No. Not even if he does have an amusing video series.
HOWEVER...
I am beginning to think my distaste of bloggery was a little knee-jerk, maybe even prejudiced, and dare we say, blog-biggoted? Bloggoted?
And I've got stuff to write about. There's this movie The Lost Coast that I want to tell you about. I've been going to festivals, and I have all these pictures I want to show you. And there's other film things as well, like this movie A+D that we're just finishing up, and I've got other things coming up that you might be interested in... So, hey, let's blog! Let's blog together! Just you and me. It'll be fun!
You should like totally subscribe!
I promise I'll be nice, and I won't yammer on forever about my cat.
So welcome, have a seat here on my comfortable couch, click subscribe, and we'll have a nice time, chillaxing on my blog.
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Gabriel Fleming, pictured here thinking about this blog
The trials, tribulations, and travesties of a no-budget filmmaker
in the slowly imploding world of mid-level American indie film
Gabriel Fleming, pictured here thinking about this blog
About the Blogger
- Gabriel Fleming
- Gabriel’s features films, One Thousand Years and The Lost Coast, both premiered at the SXSW Film Festival, and besides writing and directing he also works as a producer, such as on upcoming features A+D and My Movie Girl, and as an editor of indie features and reality television, such as America’s Next Top Model and MTV’s Making the Band.
About The Lost Coast
American micro-cinema meets the European art film, The Lost Coast is a haunting look at sexuality, repression, and friendship. Mark, Jasper and Lily are high school friends, now in their early twenties, reuniting on Halloween to experience the otherworldly costumes and sexual charge of the public celebration in San Francisco's Castro District. Unsatisfied with the spectacle, the trio wanders the city in search of ecstasy, and Mark and Jasper are forced to confront their secret sexual history--a silent past that Mark, who is gay, never got over, and Jasper, who is straight, never acknowledged. Internationally critically acclaimed, The Lost Coast premiered in competition at the South by Southwest Film Festival, and won best feature film at NewFest: the New York Gay and Lesbian Film Festival.
12 comments:
I appreciate the fact that this post is a thinly-veiled swipe at me, my cat, and my very existence. My blog can kick your blog's ass, Fleming! It's ON. Oh, yeah, it's ON! Bring it, bitch! BRING. IT.
Say what you will about Pork Chop, but that cat is all that keeps me from popping down to L.A. and getting all medieval on Prince's big trip!
Love,
Senator Wishfort
:-)
I will subscribe. I will right now!
Blogging can be a form of free therapy, the way that keeping a diary or journal can be.
So, let's all blog together and call it group therapy!
Beware, though: with Mr. Gomolvilas in the mix, it may be easily confused with mutual masturbation (not that there is anything wrong with . . .).
prince said i was mentioned in this entry... was that just a come on?
bastard.
Did Gabriel actually use the word "chillaxing"?! Oh my god, it is SO on!
I am SO not reading your blog.
Okay, FINE. Reluctantly.
Hello. A single post does not a blog make. Just sayin.
Blog you, bloghole.
See you again in 18 years.
I will blog when I'm damn good and ready. It's not my fault that Prince publicized this thing prematurely. I was going to turn the other cheek to your challenge, Gomolvilas, but now you've angered me. You shouldn't make me angry, Gomolvilas; you won't like me when I'm angry.
Waiting....
You got SERVED, Fleming! I served you BAD! And now you cower in the safety of your HOVEL! When, oh, when will you be brave enough to emerge once again?! SERVED!
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